What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 01:07

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why do good-looking men date homely women?
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.